Musings & Amusings

peaceandflying:

lindsayface47:

that-damned-elusive-pimpernel:

rottenweiler:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONGAND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

YEAH, BABY; WHEN IT COMES TO FEMALES, COSMO AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ TO DO WITH MY SELECTION. 36-24-36? HAHA, only if you’re obsessed with physical appearances and believe that socially constructed ideals of beauty mean more than personality and an emotional connection

BABY, I WANNA GET WIT CHA, AND TAKE YO PICTCHA because your fashion sense is impeccable and I admire your capability for accessorizing as well as your witty response to my request.

SO COSMO SAYS YOU’RE FAT, BUT I AIN’T DOWN WITH THAT because every person on this planet is beautiful in their own way, and nobody should be made to feel uncomfortable in their own skin.

CUZ YOUR WAIST IS SMALL AND YOUR CURVES ARE KICKIN’ AND I’M THINKIN’ ‘BOUT STICKIN’ with you, but mainly because of your wonderful personality and awesome sense of humor. you’re beautiful inside and out - and the first is of utmost importance.

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

(via lianaloves)

bootylicious-buggy:

c-d-e:

datdrunkpone:

medicalschool:

White Blood Cell chasing and consuming a Bacterial Organism through a process called Phagocytosis

“come here motherfucker, nonono don’t go that way, fucking red cells get out of the way dammit! ha i got you! how does that feels?!”
achievement unlocked, cell hunt.

White bloodcells look creepy as fuck

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you.

sstain:

If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you, it’s either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you

Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it.

Good luck figuring out which one.

(Source: nontarian, via xlianners)

What I should be doing:	Homework.
What I wish I was doing:	Cuddling up with you in bed watching movies and eating pizza.
What I am doing:	Tumblr.

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I should be over all the butterfliessssssssss, but I’m into you!